Start ‘Em Young

FrumeSarah: Poppyseed, it’s time for bed.
Poppyseed: Hang on…I’m getting a box of tissues.

Several moments pass…

FS: PS, for the love of Creation, what is taking you so long?
PS: I told you. I’m getting a box of tissues.

FS (entering the dining room): PS, what are you doing? You know that you’re not old enough to use the scissors without supervision.
PS: But Mommy, I have to cut out the Box Top first.

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If only I could get all of our school’s families to follow suit!