Get a move on…
Time for my annual heath kick! Last year at this time, I decided to run a marathon. I finished it and feel as though I really accomplished something great. And yet, the exercise regimen didn’t take. Not only have I not run a step since crossing the finish line last October, I haven’t gone for a walk or hit the gym. Needless to say, the fat that I left back along that 26.2 mile course has finally caught up with me. Seems you can’t quite outrun your body’s natural proclivity without fierce diligence.
Attempted to stay on the right path with a healthy breakfast from a nearby heath restaurant. No more than two hours had passed when my hunger returned with a vengeance. Had a healthy snack. An hour later — ravenous. I’m not feeling so positive about this healthy stuff right now.
And trying to figure out how to squeeze in time for a walk or some other 30 minutes of cardio this week is giving me such a tension headache that I feel like chucking the whole thing.
Does anyone know if shlepping counts as exercise? I’ve got an entire library to pack up in the next four days and I’d really love to get exercise points for getting everything boxed up and into my car!
Frume Sarah the Writer?
It’s true. I was asked today to submit an 850 word essay about my upcoming DC trip to the Jewish Journal of Los Angeles. The editor asked that I craft an article about the DC rally from a first-person experience. She would like a reflection of the experience, the challenges, the highs and lows of the journey and rally — in other words, a really long Frume Sarah blog entry!
How thrilling! How exciting! I finally get to realize one of my fantasies — to be an essayist. E. B. White. Anna Quindlen. Frume Sarah.
OK, not exactly. But for one brief moment, I can pretend, can’t I?
Dayeinu!
A true liberation as we move past the matzah and eggs of Pesach and towards the blintzes of Shavuot. I feel as if a weight has been lifted. The children seem no worse for the wear after their self-imposed hunger strike. Apparently Beernut tried to convince his teachers at school that Pesach ended on Monday night and that “my Mommy must have forgotten and packed me a Passover lunch, but it’s OK if you give me pizza for lunch today.” Luckily, the staff has enough experience with 5 year olds to know not to trust their judgement in such matters.
Why is this room different from all other rooms?
Second night seder at Mile Square Banquet Facilities.
I hadn’t been to this place since December 15, 1988. Almost twenty years ago and I really do remember it like it was yesterday. The Fountain Valley High School Troubadours were singing at the local Rotary Club or Chamber of Commerce Holiday Lunch. [Guess I don’t remember it as well as I thought.]
Anyway, there I was in my turquoise blue choir dress and black jazz shoes, belting out “Mary Had A Baby” when I saw him. What was my dad doing at my choir show in the middle of a work day? And what was that he was holding? Ithaca? Is that an Ithaca College pamphlet in his hand? Wait…is today the day I’m supposed to hear from Ithaca? Oh my God! This must only mean one thing!!

Everyone has their “Say Anything” moment and this was mine. OK so it wasn’t exactly like in the movies. John Cusack wasn’t there holding the boom box over his head. But having my dad triumphantly waving the Ithaca info over his head was the next best thing.
The Return of FS
I haven’t really gone anywhere but I’ve returned after 13 days of silence.
I think it was John Lennon who said something about life happening while you’re making other plans.
I’ve been meaning to write…really! But then life keeps getting in the way.
Anyway, would it surprise you to know that Pesach starts one week from tonight and Frume Sarah hasn’t even begun the process of changing out her kitchen?
It’s the same damn story every year. I think I have a mental block to this chag. I mean, it isn’t as though Pesach sneaks up on me. In fact, a few days before Purim, I am already getting that sinking feeling inside. “It’s just four weeks away…just four weeks away…” I simply despise this holiday.
It’s not the seder…so don’t start writing in about how much you love the seder and how great Passover is because you love the seder, blah, blah, blah. Uh…hello? Passover is waaaaaaaaaaaaay more than the seder — all three of them! (The Frume Sarah Family Seder on night one, the Congretional Seder on night two, & the PC Family Seder on the Saturday night during Pesach) If it was just about the seder…I’d freakin’ love this holiday! Are you kidding me? Frume Sarah is all about rites and rituals. The Seder is like the epitome of Bibliodrama. Sign me up!
It’s the food. I just can’t deal with the pesadike food. And now that I have kids (one of whom is even pickier than I ever was!), it is even more complicated. There are just so many restrictions and I have trouble figuring out what to make and I don’t like most of it and so on and so on.
You know…I could eat whatever I wanted in the house and no one would be the wiser. If keeping Pesach to such an extent is such a burden, I could just chuck the whole thing.
And yet…
Generations of oppression and forty years in the desert. Does my discomfort really compare to those of our ancestors? It’s a small price to pay for freedom, this yearly commemoration.
So while I complain bitterly, and belive-you-me I do complain bitterly, I feel a deep sense of gratitude that I can enjoy my religion and customs free from the bondage and enslavement of generations past. Each grumble is matched by a silent prayer of gratitude to the Freedom Fighter, who brought me out of slavery to a place of redemption.
Is Frume Sarah AWOL?
No such luck. my treasured readers. Just overwhelmed with the pre-Purim preparations. I’ve got many things to report. Finding the time, however, has been a challenge. So I will do my best to share some of my recent musings over the next day or so and then I am off to Boston for a conference — without — HORRORS — access to the internet!
Stay tuned…
Today’s Lesson
Today was a day of frivolity. Of masquerading. And of carefree joy. Were it not for brave Esther, who took an unpopular and potentially fatal stand so many years ago, we would certainly not be here today.
Purim is a holiday free from normalcy and rules. Not only are we encouraged to gamble, cross-dress, and drink to excess, but we make fun of a sacred text and of ourselves. Don’t be fooled, however, into thinking that Purim is a trivial or minor holiday. In fact, so important is Purim that it will be the only holiday celebrated during Messianic times for even in a perfect world, we will still need to laugh at ourselves.
The story of Purim takes its name from the Hebrew word, pur, which means “lot” (as in lottery), for in the Megillah, Haman cast lots to pick a date for the slaughter of the Jewish people.
This story is without a doubt the oddest one in our Bible. The name of God does not appear – not even once! Its sexual shenanigans, philandering king, and violence are the stuff of soap operas and melodrama. Its dark undertones and giddy triumph over mortal danger, though, has always made it a favourite among a people with a long history of persecution and unhappy endings.
Is bravery reserved only for folktales and legends? Can we measure up to the valor of our ancestors and take the risks necessary to preserve Jewish life in contemporary times? Or if given the opportunity, will we take two steps back just because it is easier than taking that one step forward?
Ugly voices call for our destruction. Not in Babylonia. Nor in Shushan. Nor in Berlin in 1938. But right here. And right now. The President of Iran calls for our demise. And we do nothing. Hatred pours forth on college campuses across North America — indeed even in my very own neighbourhood — and still we do nothing. What will it take for us to gather together and say “no more!” When will we rise up in the manner of Esther and Mordechai and say “enough!”
On this day of rejoicing, O God, point the way to peace for all Your people. Give us the strength to stand up in the face of derision. On this day of remembering our deliverance, O Gracious One, deliver us from all hatred. Point us to a place of tolerance, partnership, and peace.
One Shot Too Many
Dear Loyal Readers,
I have many thoughts to share as I have not had the chance to write at all this past week. However, I have a pounding headache and it’s got Slivovitz written all over it!!
I just returned to my desk after hearing the least satisfying Megillah reading I’ve ever heard in my life. One of the agencies in our building (there is a reason I’m a diehard BJE supporter) arranged for a Megillah reading. 5 people came. This is not a misprint. 5 people…out of all the Jews who work in this building. Well, 6 if you count the reader. Or maybe just 2 if you only count the men. The reader was from Chabad and in fact the only other man present recited the blessing on our behalf. Although women are also commanded to hear the reading, we can’t actually say the blessing. Um…someone explain this to me. And a real explanation — not just a cynical, pseudo-Ortho explanation.
The reading of the Megillah on Purim is one of those time-bound mitzvot that women are actually obligated to observe. The reason is, according to Rabbi Yehoshua ben Levi, that they too were involved in the miraculous rescue from certain death at the hands of Haman.
What does this mean? The Rashbam (in Pesachim 108b) points out that it is a woman (Esther!) who brought about the rescue in the first place. I think that this is a great reason. The Tosafot, however, disagree with this reasoning. I suspect that it is not a slight to Esther. Rather, the Tosafot, in true Tosafot-form, focus on the grammatical problem presented by the phrase “they too.” How could ben Levi’s statement point to a woman’s primary involvement in the story (e.g. Esther) when this phrase seems to indicate something else? So the explanation favoured by the Tosafot is that since the women were equally threatened by Haman’s evil decree, so too were they equally saved. Also, a great reason.
Now Rashi points out that since women have an obligation equal to that of men, women are eligible to read the Megillah and any men hearing that reading will fulfill his obligation. A man way beyond his time. Sadly,his opinion is contested by the Baal Hilchot Gedolot, who states that the obligation for women is to hear the reading not the actual act of reading…while men have the obligation to read it. Therefore, when one man hears it read by anbother man, it is considered as if he has read it himself. Not the case if a woman has read it. If you’d like to take a closer look at this and try to come to a comfortable conclusion (good-luck!), check out Orach Chaim 689:2 (that’s in the Shulchan Aruch, compiled by your friend and mine, Joseph Caro).
Back to this morning’s reading — so the Megillah chanter sped through the reading so fast that it was damn-near impossible to follow along. The law clearly states that every word must be heard in order to fulfill the mitzvah of reading the Megillah. I’m sorry but there is no way that the Speedy Gonzales method of reading would have satisfied the Sages of old.
There is a tradition that I’d never seen (I think that few Reform shuls observe it)until today and that is the congregational participation in the recitation of four key verses, known as the verses of redemption:
1. There was a Jewish man in Shushan, the capitol whose name was Mordechai, son of Yair, son of Shim’i, son of Kish, a Benjaminite. (2:5)
2. Mordechai left the King’s presence clad in royal apparel of blue and white with a large gold crown and a robe of fine linen and purple, then the city of Shushan was cheerful and glad. (8:15)
3. The Jews had light and gladness, and joy and honour. (8:16)
4. For Mordechai the Jew was viceroy to King Ahasuerus; he was a great man among the Jews, and popular with the mulititude of his brethern; he sought the good of his people and was concerned for the welfare of all his posterity. (10:3)
A nice tradition actually, and one that I would love to introduce to my shul. Needless to say that at this morning’s reading, I was the only one in the “congregation” reading the verses and to be honest, I didn’t read all that well. I was too busy trying to figure out where we were. And the man who was the only one kosher enough to recite the brachot on our behalf — well, he didn’t say much.
So what did we learn today children?
I learned that I like the way we do things in the Reform community — most of the time, that is. I like that our Megillah reading is in a language that we all understand. I like that it is read slowly and with feeling. I like that men and women must take equal responsibility for their own obligations to God.
And now, I am going to take more medicine for my headache and head down to get ready for our Purim carnival. I shall return with further Purim musings.
In the meantime, be happy, it’s Adar!!
Chag Purim Sameach!
Jewish Choices
Dear “Emily,”
I’ve been thinking about you ever since you rushed up to me two weeks ago with the news that you’d broken up with your boyfriend. “I wanted to tell you because I knew that you’d be happy!” you exclaimed. “And I’m dating someone from school, which I also know would make you happy,” you continued.
You’re right — I am happy that you are no longer seeing your former flame. Not because I wish you unhappiness or angst, but because I want you to marry a Jew. And even though you are only in high school, “Em,” you are already establishing the dating habits that will one day lead to marriage.
Before you jump up and accuse me of racism or prejudice, let me point out that my desire for you to marry a Jew is not motivated out of a dislike of non-Jews. It is out of my concern to preserve our heritage. In other words it isn’t “them” — it’s me!! A political conservative who chooses only to date other conservatives is not being racist. Nor is a vegetarian who refuses to date a carnivore. It is not racist to limit one’s dating options to those who share certain interests or beliefs. When a certain position is important to us, it is understandable that we would choose only to date like-minded people. Remember also that anyone can potentially become Jewish through conversion. Racists wouldn’t invite the people they hate to join their group — and we do!
“Emily,” I’ve had the honour to watch you grow from a cute little girl into a lovely young woman, and I care a great deal for you and your family. As one of your rabbis, I have partnered with your parents in instilling in you the values and teachings of our Tradition. And one value that is incredibly important is that you marry Jewish.
Your parents have done an admirable job in this area. They’ve connected with our shul and have maintained their affiliation as active members long past the Bat Mitzvah services of both you and your sister. They send you to a Jewish Day School, belong to the JCC, and support your participation in our local Bureau of Jewish Education programs. Judaism is a living part of your home, and they’ve done everything they could do to show you how Judaism is important to them.
Now it’s your turn. From the moment you leave for college in the fall, you will determine your own Jewish choices. Hillel or not? AEPhi or another house? Missing class on the holidays or not? Dating exclusively Jewish or not?
The statistics are overwhemingly against you. Just under 50% of our young people are marrying out of the faith. So if you are committed to marrying a Jew, the odds are not in your favour. And for those who are not committed to marrying Jewishly, the evidence shows that Judaism will stop with them and not continue to the next generation. “The truth is, not more than about a third of the products of mixed marriage identify Jewishly,” said Jonathan D. Sarna, a professor of American Jewish history at Brandeis University. “There is a great fear that if a small Jewish community simply acquiesces to a situation of high intermarriage, that pretty soon, do the math, that a small community, which is really an endangered religious species, will simply disappear.”
Given all of this, the most important reason for marrying a Jew is because I want you to find a life partner who will join you on your own Jewish journey. Not because I want you to rear Jewish children (which I do) or because I worry about statistics (which I also do), but because ultimately I believe that Judaism is the language of your soul and I want you and your soulmate, your b’shert, to speak the same language.
So yes, “Emily,” I am happy for you. Happy that you came to your own conclusion to end a relationship with a non-Jew. And happy that you are seeing a “nice Jewish boy” from school. And proud that you are making good Jewish choices.
May the Holy One continue to bless you on your journey…
Purim is Coming!!
All I needed to know about being a Jewish parent I did not learn in Rabbinical School. You see, Rabbinical School was only five years and in my case, BC – Before Children. I learned much important and practical information. However, it is the ongoing journey of Jewish parenthood that has been the impetus for ritual creativity.
Take Purim. To some, our annual costumed festival might look like a Jewish Halloween. These two holidays could not be more different. Purim costumes are always for fun with no intention to scare others. Also, Purim is all about giving rather than getting. The focus is not on receiving candy. Rather, it is our custom to give Shalach manos (gifts of food) to friends and tzedakah to the needy.
As I have mentioned before, I’m not a lover of Halloween. I am, however, a huge fan of Purim. I love the costumes and the frivolity of this holiday. The raucous and bawdy behaviour that is forbidden in shul but this one time of year. Our family really gets into this holiday and talk of what we will be wearing to shul has been a favourite topic over the past few weeks.
And this sparked a moment of sudden creativity – to take an annual family picture in costume. By no means an original idea as I suspect many families do this around Halloween. However, why not take this opportunity to remind our kids that we have our own “dress-up” holiday? It is, what we professionals like to call, a teachable moment! When we parents make a very big deal about a particular practice or behaviour, we draw our children’s attention to it. Purim is a very big deal. Its silly nature veils the serious lesson of the day; that the world is a changeable and sometimes dangerous place for minorities, and that in order to survive, we have had to take risks and stick together. We look to Esther as a role model of a Jewish woman who is not only a beauty queen, but a real person who acts to save her people.
So it’s time for a new Purim tradition. I dog-dare, double-dare you to make Purim a delightful celebration in the life of your family. Pull out those costumes, head over to the portrait studio, mug for the camera, and then head over to shul for the megillah reading. I promise – you’ll have memories to last a lifetime.
Be Happy, it’s Adar!!









