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The Reluctant Balebusta Strikes Again!

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Unlike my friend Hilary whose culinary creations are blog-worthy, my efforts in the kitchen are experimental at best. And there is NOTHING photogenic about my exertions.

The good news is that although they looked strange, misshapen, and just plain odd, my hamantaschen tasted yummy.

Let’s face it — I’m not so skilled in the kitchen. My housekeeping skills are poor. I’ve not a creative bone in my body. And I will never be accused of having an artistic eye in the interior decorating department. I don’t do PTO. Will never be a soccer mom (of course, having uncoordinated Jewish genes pretty much guaranteed that!). And I pack the same thing for kids’ lunches every day.

BUT.

The kidlets had a ball making shalach manos baskets last night for their Religious School teachers.

I can’t guarentee how they’ll look but I can promise you that they will taste delicious. From our home to yours:

Hamantaschen

Dough
4 cups sifted all-purpose flour
4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 cup butter
1 cup granuated sugar
1 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
4 TBSP milk
2 tsp vanilla extract

Mix the flour, baking powder, and salt. Cream the butter and sugar together. Add the eggs. Add the dry ingredients alternately with the milk. Add the vanilla. Roll out the dough (approximately 1/4″ thick) and cut into rounds. (A flour-rimmed drinking glass makes a great cookie-cutter!) Fill the cookies; pinch up the sides to form a triangle. Bake at 375 F until brown, about 10-15 minutes.

Filling
There are many ready-made pastry and cake fillings available! Prune, apricot, cherry, almond, and poppyseed are traditional, but feel free to experiment with chocolate, mango, or anything else that sounds good!

*recipe courtesy of MomGiraffe

It’s a party all week here and over at Ima’s Bimah.

Purim Party with FrumeSarah and ImaBima!

You’re Invited!!

Saturday, 15 March 2008

Purim Party with ImaBima and FrumeSarah!

Who’s hosting: The Ima on and off the Bimah and Me, FrumeSarah
What: A Purim Party
Who’s Invited: Everyone! Purim is fabulous fun for all ages…
When: All week long
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We’re having a party! The holiday of Purim is coming up this week and the Ima and I are hosting a big ol’ party with lots of fun and silly Purim posts!

Plus, the Ima has got something really cool that we’ll be doing on Tuesday…stay tuned.

Join the party!

And remember — be happy, it’s Adar!!

Inclement Weather Ahead??

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

A 50% chance of rain is the meteorological equivalent of flipping a coin.

I knew it!!

Read more from meteorologist, Paul Yeager, here.

Are You Listening to Me?

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Sound like anyone you know??

Check out Basic Instructions for more.

The Learning Curve

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

As the oldest of four children, it sometimes seemed as though my siblings and I were reared by different parents. Their parents were somehow savvier. As if I had broken them in so that they knew what they were doing by the time the other kids arrived on the scene.

As a parent, I realize that I wasn’t so far off the mark with my childish intuition. I am definitely a much more experienced parent to Poppyseed and Peach thanks to the screw-ups with Beernut (Sorry, sweetheart. Your therapist will have lots of material.)

Take breakfast. Someone explain to me why I am still getting cereal for the kids in the morning. I thought it was because the kids weren’t able to pour the milk into the bowl. Until Poppyseed mentioned that she’s been pouring her own juice at snack time since she was in the two year old classroom.

A quick trip to Lakeshore and I am now the proud owner of SIX “Help-Yourself Pitchers.” I put out the bowls of cereal, spoons, cups, and napkins. And I poured milk into one pitcher and juice into another.

Here’s the really cool part. The kids have gotten their own breakfasts the past few mornings. Even Beernut, who doesn’t ever seem motivated to do anything on his own, has taken real pride in this new responsibility.

“I really like how you have been treating me lately, Mom. I’m going to do the exact same thing with my family.”

There is no higher compliment, is there?

For Blessing

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

When I die (sometime in the next 83 years), I want people to be able to say all the wonderful things that I heard at my dear colleague’s funeral this morning. How scholarly. How funny. How kind. How commited to the people Israel. How beloved by family, friends, congregants. David S. Lieb z”l had friends who have been an integral part of his life for DECADES…and he was only in his mid-60’s.

He preached his last sermon this past Rosh Hashanah. Even in his death, he will continue to teach others how to live.

Is it too late for me??

Recycle or Else!

Monday, 10 March 2008

Well, bad news if you are Catholic. The list of forbidden behaviours just got a bit longer. In addition to the traditional list of sins (Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed, and Sloth), one must guard against the following:

* Environmental pollution
* Genetic manipulation
* Accumulating excessive wealth
* Inflicting poverty
* Drug trafficking and consumption
* Morally debatable experiments
* Violation of fundamental rights of human nature

For an act to qualify as a mortal sin, it must meet three criteria:
1. its subject must be a grave (or serious) matter;
2. it must be committed with full knowledge, both of the sin and of the gravity of the offense;
3. it must be committed with deliberate and complete consent.

Consequence?

Risk burning in hell for all eternity.

Any way out?

Absolution through confession and penitance.

Not to be confused with a venial sin. These are sins that meet at least one of these criteria:
1. it does not concern a “grave matter”,
2. it is not committed with full knowledge, or
3. it is not committed with both deliberate and complete consent.

A venial sin can be forgiven and typically requires penance.

Think of this as the difference between a felony and a misdemeanor.

The Church is to be commended for recognizing the need to address contemporary evils. Father Gerald O’Collins, former professor of moral theology at the Papal University in Rome, and teacher of many of the Catholic Church’s current top Cardinals and Bishops, remarked “it was interesting that these remarks came from the head of the Apostolic Penitentiary. I can’t remember a time when it was so concerned about issues such as environmental pollution and social injustice. It’s a new way of thinking.”

For a real good time…

Monday, 10 March 2008

Check out Jack’s Shack!

You WILL thank me later 🙂

We must be doing something right…

Monday, 10 March 2008

Beernut: “Mom, Peach’s voice sounds funny today.”

Me: “Funny? What kind of funny?”

Beernut: “He doesn’t sound like himself. He sounds like Elijah?”

[How on earth does Beernut know what Elijah’s voice sounds like?????]

Beernut, obviously reading my mind, continues: “Not Eliyahu HaNavi. Elijah at school.”

Blow me over with a feather…

Again?

Friday, 7 March 2008

bloodstained

It is a sad day when students are slaughtered as they pour over Holy texts and the world does nothing. Platitudes. Pithy quotes. Soundbites. Saying little and doing less. We are being murdered (again) and (again) the worlds watches. Though condemned by UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, the UN was unable to release an official condemnation because a consensus could not be reached, according to CNN.

The U.N. Security Council met to discuss a public statement condemning the attack as terrorism, but couldn’t reach a consensus. The council said Libya — a new, nonpermanent member — blocked the statement.

Terrific. Just terrific. The new kid on the block, with an obvious bias, prevents the Security Council from seeing yesterday’s attack for what it is — a blatant attack on innocent civilians.

And no one says a thing.

Anything I say sounds ridiculous as I sleep safely here in America. So I share with you, instead, the words of someone who is living it each day and can synthesize the situation far more eloquently than I.

Daniel Gordis (www.danielgordis.org) is Senior Vice President of the Shalem Center in Jerusalem. He is the author, most recently, of Coming Together, Coming Apart: A Memoir of Heartbreak and Promise in Israel (John Wiley & Sons, 2006). His next book, If Israel Didn’t Survive, will be published by Wiley in 2008.

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The Shame Of It All
March 7, 2008
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There were days, and they were not that long ago, when Zionism was about something different. Days when Zionists could articulate what the purpose of Jewish Statehood was, days when Israelis understood that having a state was about changing the existential condition of the Jew. Not anymore.

Hayyim Nachman Bialik, writing in 1905 shortly after the slaughter in Kishinev, understood that the very essence of Jewish existence had to change. What else could he possibly have been saying in his epic poem, “The City of Slaughter” (scroll down to the two paragraphs that begin with the lines “Descend then, to the cellars of the town”), when he describes the mass rape scene in which Jewish women are helpless victims and Jewish men are powerless to intervene? In fact, for Bialik, the villains of the scene are not the Cossacks; rape and murder are simply what Cossacks do. The problem with what happened in Kishinev, Bialik intimates with his bitter irony, rests with the Jewish men. It’s bad enough that they were too weak to intervene, to defend their wives, their sisters, their mothers and their daughters, though that is clearly lamentable. But worse than that, they were too frightened to even try. And even worse than that, Bialik says, is that when the slaughter and the butchery were over, these men looked down at the broken bodies of the women that they had supposedly once loved, and instead of holding them, instead of telling them that they still loved them, instead of assuring them that they would take care of them no matter what, they gazed at these violated, half-dead women, and saw a halakhic question. “Is my wife,” the Kohanim in Bialik’s poem want to know, “still permitted to me?”

It makes no difference whether or not anyone in Kishinev really asked that question, or thought to. Bialik is not a journalist in this poem. He’s a diagnostician, describing the human (or no longer human) condition of the Jew. And what he wants us to know is that what is wrong with the Jews is that they have come to accept their victimization as part of nature. They’re no longer shocked by what is done to them, no longer infuriated by their own powerlessness. These Jewish men, their humanity too eroded by years of religious escapism and yeshiva study for them to see the broken women they should have loved as anything other than halakhic questions, aren’t people anymore. Real people, Bialik suggests, simply don’t stand by and watch their family members get raped and slaughtered and do nothing about it. Even if you’ll get killed in the process, you try to defend the people you love. When you no longer defend your family, he intimates, you’re not human, you’re sick. The Jews are sick, he says, their souls eroded by passivity, by weakness, by fear. And the cure, we know not from this poem but from much of what he writes, is a Jewish homeland.

Just over forty years later, with much water under the bridge and six million Jewish men, women and children having been ushered heavenward through smokestacks across Eastern Europe while the world either conspired to assist in the murder or simply watched and pretended to be aghast, the State of Israel was about to be born. And Natan Alterman, who in some ways had replaced Bialik as the poet laureate of the Zionist movement, wanted Jews to understand what was unfolding. It wasn’t just a country that they were getting; it was purpose, salvation. The Jews would not simply have a State; the Jews would be transformed.

And thus, in “The Silver Platter” (a translation one can quibble with, but the best that I’ve found on the web), when the whole nation assembles to receive the “unique miracle”, they are assembled not at Sinai, but in their homeland. And they are awaiting not Torah, but Statehood. Independence, not religion, is what will save the Jews, Alterman is effectively saying. It’s a step beyond Bialik. In Bialik’s poem, the Jew in Europe is dying, but there’s no clear solution. Forty years later, after the UN had voted on the Partition Plan and Israel was about to be created, Alterman believed that the solution was at hand.

Alterman clearly shares Bialik’s disdain for what they both see as Judaism’s religiously induced passivity. In his poem, as the people awaits its transformative moment, State replaces Torah. And if you look carefully, and compare the biblical account of the giving of the Torah at Sinai (especially Exodus 19), you’ll see other differences. In the Biblical account, Moses tells the men not to approach a woman (verse 15), but here, the boy and the girl are inseparable, and virtually indistinguishable. In the Torah, the Israelites are commanded to wash their clothes (verse 10); but in the poem, the boy and the girls are caked with dirt, and they do not wash. Saving the Jews, Alterman wants to suggest, requires that you get dirty. “You prefer to stay clean?” he seems to say – “fine, but prepare to be dead.” We’ll come back to that.

For Alterman, like Bialik, like many of the Zionists of their day, Zionism was about changing the condition of the Jew, by changing the nature of the Jew. And for them, the nature of the Jew would be changed by moving away from the religious tradition that made us weak, that offered us a “spiritual refuge” in which we could pretend that things were not as they are, that was an opiate guaranteed to prevent the Jews’ confronting the utter intolerability of their condition.

Bialik and Alterman were, of course, quite right. And dead wrong. Bialik was right that the condition of the Jew in Europe was untenable (though as he died in 1934, he never got to know exactly how right he was), and Alterman was right that new boys and new girls, caked in dirt and blood, would help redeem what was left of the Jewish people. But they were sadly wrong about the advisability of leaving Jewish religious discourse in the dust, for they failed to predict how quickly Israelis – bereft of any substantive Jewish discourse – would find themselves unable to say, or to remember, why they needed this State in the first place.

When you’ve lost the sense that Jewish statehood is about changing the condition of the Jew, and when you can no longer recall that independence was designed (inter alia) to end the era of hunting seasons in which the Jews are the ducks, just because they’re Jews, when any semblance of a Jewish conversation is thoroughly absent from your worldview, it’s hard to say much about why the Jews need a State. It’s hard to say why the high cost of living here (and I don’t mean financial) is worth it. How do you explain to your friends, and to yourself, why you should drive your eighteen year old son to the base where he’ll be inducted, and hope and pray for three long years (or more) that he’ll be OK, if you have no idea why a Jewish State matters?

When you can’t articulate why you need this State, you fret. You worry mostly about what the world thinks of you, because more than anything else, you simply want to be “normal,” indistinguishable, just like everyone else. So, just like the “men” in Bialik’s poem, you don’t allow yourself to be horrified by the fact that almost 8,000 rockets have been fired at Sederot, that life there has been transformed into hell. You don’t allow yourself to remember that for years, yes seven years, kids (and old kids, sometimes in their teens) have been sleeping in their parents’ rooms, making any kind of normal family life utterly impossible, elementary school kids have been wetting their beds, half the businesses are vacated, more than half the town is empty, the economy doesn’t exist and everyone is scared to death, all the time.

You don’t allow yourself to focus on the fact that this is exactly what Zionism was supposed to prevent. You get so used to it that you don’t see that Jews sitting like ducks, simply waiting to be hit by homemade missiles while the region’s most powerful army sits on the side and polishes its boots, is a bastardization of what Zionism was supposed to be.

When you can’t say anything anymore about why the Jews need a state, about what Statehood was supposed to do to the condition of the Jew, you don’t allow yourself to stare reality squarely in the face and to wonder what will happen when they get Grads, and then Katyushas, and hit Ashkelon and then Ashdod – until they start. And then, when they do (which they did, this week), you tell yourself that it’s “not so bad.” After all, in yesterday’s attacks on Sederot, “only” one woman was killed. “Only” one house (not her house, but a different one) was burnt to the ground. And in the roadside bombing of an army patrol, which isn’t even on the news anymore, because last night got a lot worse, they “only” killed one soldier, and “only” one soldier was in extremely critical condition. “Only” a few families forever destroyed – we’re going to get worked up about that?

When a country’s leadership can’t express a single coherent thought about why the Jews need a State, when its Prime Minister can articulate no agenda for the Jewish State beyond the hope that it will be “a fun place to live” (and look who gleefully cites that interview), you know we’re bankrupt. You’re bankrupt because Bialik and Alterman were too successful. They were part of a movement that so utterly disconnected the Jews from the discourse that had nurtured them for centuries that now, aside from being a marginally Hebrew-speaking version of some benign and characterless country, we can’t remember why we wanted this State to begin with. So we don’t defend it, because we don’t want to hurt their civilians (even though they openly target ours). We don’t want to earn the world’s opprobrium, because our Prime Minister loves being welcomed in foreign capitals. We don’t defend ourselves because we’re no longer sure that it’s really worth the casualties on our side that preventing these attacks on our sovereignty would require.

So we allow ourselves to grow comfortable being sitting ducks, and find ourselves exactly where we were a century ago. Kishinev morphs into Sederot, and very few people see the irony, or the utter shame, and shamefulness, of what’s transpiring here.

Almost as if he foresaw the stalemate that now has us in its grips, Alterman writes in his poem that the boy and the girl are dirty, caked with the dirt of the fields and the fire-line. Unlike the Torah, which suggests that preparation for the revelation requires that everyone wash their garments, Alterman suggests that if the Jews insist on being clean, or insist on purity, there’s no hope. It’s a dirty world we live in, he understands, and in this world, we have to decide how badly we want to stay alive.

But we haven’t decided that we want to stay alive. We don’t want Ban Ki-Moon to chastise us. We want George Bush to love us. We don’t want the BBC or CNN to broadcast pictures of Palestinian children wounded or killed by Jewish soldiers. We don’t want more protests like we had this week, with Israeli Arabs rioting in opposition to the minor incursion into Gaza and voicing their support for Hamas. It’s all just too complicated and unpleasant; we’d much rather pretend that we live in America, that we can ignore the dormant volcano of Israel’s Arabs, too.

So we sit. And civilians keep getting targeted, and keep dying. And soldiers die. And Israeli towns become ghost towns. But George Bush most supports us, so we feel better. And the charade with Abu Mazen permits us to continue hallucinating about the possibility of peace, to pretend that the Palestinians aren’t simply an utterly failed people that will never make peace in our lifetimes or those of our children, so we feel even better.

Bialik would recognize us. And he would weep.

And then, at the end of the day, you’re sitting in a friend’s living room, a few dozen people gathered together to congratulate him on a new book contract. Everyone’s happy for him. Everyone’s forgotten the funerals (of the woman from Sederot, of the soldier who was killed at Kissufim, and God forbid, of the soldier whose condition wasn’t terribly clear) that will soon take place. Everyone’s put out of their minds the mindless abdication of sovereignty unfolding in front of our very eyes. Everyone’s pretending that we live in a normal country, and that Zionism’s not failing even as we prepare for the sixtieth anniversary of independence.

So he’s speaking modestly about what the book is about, why he’s excited about writing it, who’s publishing it. There’s wine, and food, and good humor all around. And then someone’s phone rings, and then someone else’s. And before you know it, before your friend has even had five minutes to say anything about his book, all of the Blackberry’s are out, and all the cell phones are being used, because the news has reached us – it’s starting again. There’s been an attack at a yeshiva at the entrance to the city. We know the drill, the invariable climb in the numbers. At first, it’s one dead, scores wounded. Then it’s seven dead. Then eight, and lots of wounded. Some of them might die, too.

In the morning, the papers report the attack, but there’s not a single mention of a response, or even a contemplated response. Of course one will come, but not yet. It will have to get worse first, because a few people killed in Sederot, and a couple of soldiers, and even eight kids from a yeshiva – well, it’s sad, but just for that we’re actually going to start a war?

No, probably not, at least not yet. Because to go to war (or more accurately, to respond to the war that’s been unleashed against you) to defend your citizens, you’d have to be able to articulate why this country still makes any difference. You’ve have to be able to say something about why it was created in the first place. You’d have to have a sense of Jewish history. You’d have to have a vision for the Jews, an agenda for your country. You’d have to be able to see yourself as part of a several thousand year old conversation. You’d have to have some courage. And yes, you’d ­have to love your people more than you love your office.

There were days when this land was filled with that. There were days when we remembered, and we knew. And we fought. And even if we died in the process, we figured it was worth it, because life here was about something, for something. And so was dying here.

But those days are gone. Our Prime Minister doesn’t want to defend Sederot. Or Ashkelon. He doesn’t want to tell Bush that the charade with Abu Mazen is bound to explode, and that when it does, more of us will die. He just wants a country that’s “fun to live in.”

Well, he’s a lucky guy. Because tonight, the month of Adar begins. And the Talmud tells us (see the very last words of the page) that “when Adar begins, we increase our joy.” So let’s be happy. Let’s have some fun. Why not? It’s not as if our enemies have actually won. Not yet, at least.

It almost makes you grateful that Bialik’s not around to see what’s happened.

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May the time come soon when we will hear again the voices of laughing children ring throughout the streets of Jerusalem.