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1/2 + 1/2 = One

Friday, 23 October 2009

best of friends

Mitn derrinen on the way to school this week, Poppyseed bursts,

You know, God is half-boy and half-girl.

Is that so, replied her mother.

Yes. It isn’t like He is just one or just the other. That’s because some kids are boys and some kids are girls. So God has to be both so nobody fights over Him.

Can’t argue with that kind of theolgy, ya know?

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Jack's avatar
    Friday, 23 October 2009 3:14 pm

    Hey now, don’t go teaching that to my kids. For some reason my daughter thinks G-d is a boy. This pleases my son.

    So there is no fighting over this topic, not that they don’t find other things to disagree about…

  2. phyllis's avatar
    Friday, 23 October 2009 4:06 pm

    nice….

  3. RivkA (Coffee and Chemo)'s avatar
    Saturday, 24 October 2009 1:42 pm

    I guess they are two young for an asexual explanation….

  4. knittnkitten's avatar
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    Monday, 26 October 2009 8:23 pm

    Sweet!

  5. knittnkitten's avatar
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    Wednesday, 28 October 2009 11:11 am

    How’s she doing?

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