Public Service Announcment
Rumours of my recent financial woes have been exaggerated. By the jerks who have hacked all of my accounts. I am working to fix the compromised accounts, but wanted to reassure you that all is fine.
But here’s the real rub; according to the letter that has been sent to any person I have ever emailed, I am currently in London. Which, some might recall, is where I had hoped to be for my fortieth birthday month.