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Friday, 9 March 2012

You are at your company’s annual sales meeting. In, say, Florida. Your spouse is back home with your kids.

Top Five Things NOT to Say to Your Spouse:

5. I forgot to pack my sandals.

4. The food’s good…not great…but good.

3. I won an iPad2 — for doing so well in the casino game session.

2. The hydroplaning tour session through the Everglades was cancelled.

1. No space left on the sea-fishing session so I signed up for a massage instead.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. Friday, 9 March 2012 10:30 am

    Is there a shed in the backyard? With power, of course, for the iPad.

    • Frume Sarah permalink*
      Friday, 9 March 2012 3:05 pm

      No power. Or running water, either.

  2. Friday, 9 March 2012 10:47 am

    Ahah! Hope you are having a great time.

    • Frume Sarah permalink*
      Friday, 9 March 2012 3:05 pm

      I’m the spouse. At home. Not such a great time.

      • Saturday, 10 March 2012 3:07 pm

        Sorry, I thought you were the one having fun. Shavua tov!

  3. Tuesday, 13 March 2012 11:31 am

    I can’t stand it when my husband calls home from a business trip to say he’s not sleeping well. Really? In a cushy hotel bed by yourself with no soggy toddler waking you up before dawn?! I’d switch places with him in a heartbeat!

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