Word to the Wise
Friday, 9 March 2012
You are at your company’s annual sales meeting. In, say, Florida. Your spouse is back home with your kids.
Top Five Things NOT to Say to Your Spouse:
5. I forgot to pack my sandals.
4. The food’s good…not great…but good.
3. I won an iPad2 — for doing so well in the casino game session.
2. The hydroplaning tour session through the Everglades was cancelled.
1. No space left on the sea-fishing session so I signed up for a massage instead.
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Is there a shed in the backyard? With power, of course, for the iPad.
No power. Or running water, either.
Ahah! Hope you are having a great time.
I’m the spouse. At home. Not such a great time.
Sorry, I thought you were the one having fun. Shavua tov!
I can’t stand it when my husband calls home from a business trip to say he’s not sleeping well. Really? In a cushy hotel bed by yourself with no soggy toddler waking you up before dawn?! I’d switch places with him in a heartbeat!